A Film Postmortem Podcast
Matt and Steve ring in the holiday by watching Jingle All the Way (1996) starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sinbad from the genie movie Shazaam! The return of Steve’s soundboard, Jake Lloyd’s life is ruined by Star Wars fans, nobody likes Booster, Arnold’s Pizza Shop, and more as this not so Christmas classic goes under the mistletoe.
Matt and Steve slice open Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018) starring a Harrison Ford Celebrity Impersonator and Emilia “Quit Calling Me Khaleesi” Targaryen! (And we thought it smelled bad on the outside...) Matt goes on a Star Wars rant, a director shake up, how Han Solo got his pants, and more as this failed jump into hyperspace goes under the virboknife.
Matt and Steve examine Cutthroat Island (1995) starring Geena Davis and Michael Doug-I mean, Matthew Modine! A failure so bad it tanked a studio, this podcast is secretly about Grey's Anatomy, Geena Davis DOES NOT use people, and much more as this shipwreck goes under the cutlass.
Matt and Steve examine Batman & Robin (1997) starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and George "Hi Freeze, I'm Batman" Clooney! The first feature length toy commercial, falling makes you a villain, Steve needs his soundboard taken away and, of course, Bat-Nipples plus so very much more as this superhero turned superzero goes under the knife.
Matt and Steve examine The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas (2000) starring the guy from Game of Thrones and the lady from 3rd Rock from the Sun! Bafflement at spending more for less, Matt's convinced it's money laundering, the Great Gazoo is the goddamn worst, and more as this fossilized failure goes under the prehistoric knife.
